Name that Baby

Yes, that baby everybody is talking about. That baby born aboard a plane. That child of an admirable creature. We'd say admirable because it's not everyday you can find a female creature generally classified as a homo sapien who can deliver a child least conspicuously and probably with the least "push" noise ever. Also admirable for resourcefulness, how the hell did she cut the umbilical cord when sharp objects are prohibited on passenger planes. And to walk and disembark off that plane like nothing happened is moreover ridiculously unbelievable.

Listed below are the suggestions, with accompanying reasons, we compiled so far. Please feel free to add more.
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Jesse {Robredo}
Why?
ABANDONED

Teodoro (Locsin)
Nande?
Because poor kid is a son of a bi*ch

Manuel Mar (Roxas)
Ngano?
His is the name most easily associated with P**ang Ina