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Jobs' Android rage was just "for show"

Larry Page, Google Chief Executive Officer

                                                                                 

In an interview with Bloomberg Businessweek, the Google CEO opined that Jobs wasn't really mad at Android or Google, contrary to what was written in Jobs's biography. Page thinks the "expression of anger" was only intended to create "an obvious competitor and rally around that."

More of the interview here.